101 Pet Jokes by Hennessy Kids

101 Pet Jokes by Hennessy Kids

Author:Hennessy Kids [Kids, The Hennessy]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781999485474
Publisher: The Hennessy Entertainment Company Ltd.


What does my dog and my phone have in common?

They both have collar I.D.

What dog can jump higher than a tree?

Any dog can jump higher than a tree, trees can't jump.

What happened when a hundred hares escaped from the school’s rabbit farm?

The teachers had to comb the area.

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

He stole the show.

What has fur and whiskers and cuts grass?

A lawn meower.

What is a dog's favourite food?

Anything that is on your plate.

What is a mouse's favourite game?

Hide and squeak.



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